Yes, South Park Season 18 Episode 8 was titled "Cock Magic." But let’s get this out of the way because we’re a family site and all:
The cock in question referred to chickens, not… you know.
Then again, there was plenty of talk about penises as well on the Comedy Central smash, so read on at your own risk basically.
Watch South Park Season 18 Episode 8 OnlineThis South Park episode was less a commentary on some pressing social issue and more an example of creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone pretty much just going crazy. In the most amazing of ways.
The three main topics covered were cockfighting, Magic: The Gathering, and, well, penis magic shows.
When we first see Kenny playing Magic: The Gathering, it’s against a stereotypical nerd, of course, who yells – in extreme pain – to the heavens when he loses.
So we’re gonna get a satire of those obsessed with this game, right? Wrong.
It doesn’t take long for the the story to switches gear after a scary school janitor suggests the boys get into some more “hardcore sh-t.”
This transports the viewer to the basement of City Wok and a bunch of guys cheering on two roosters… who are playing Magic. Yes, the spectators are jut as into a non-violent game as they would be if these animals were clawing each other to death.
And there’s a lot of illegal betting going on.
Randy Marsh also performed some magic tricks with his penis this week after confusing the name of the boys’ new interest with his interest in penile illusion.
He ends up booking a children’s birthday party where he appears to saw his junk in half… only to pull it out from behind the ear of a horrified attendee.
These storylines converge toward the end of the half hour, which finds Kenny competing against a rooster; Randy putting on an amazing cock-magic show; and eventually pulling his free-floating penis from Sergeant Harrison Yates’ mouth.
So, yeah. Like we said: there was no real attempt at conveying a social message here, as you’ll see when you watch South Park online.
Unless that social message is to stay as far away as possible from Randy Marsh’s penis.
NOTE: And the winner of all South Park quotes from the week goes to…
Cock magic isn’t an Asian thing or a Mexican thing. White people do it, too, if they’re poor enough.
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